If you're like me, you've spent 51 weeks trying to think of ways to top last year's Super Bowl party. Thankfully, Miller Lite and The V Foundation are offering a chance to one-up.

You have until tomorrow (Jan. 31, 9 pm EST) to place an eBay bid to host Hall of Famer Barry Sanders and Super Bowl XXXII MVP Terrell Davis -- along with whatever friends you can convince to hang out with some living legends -- at your home for this Sunday's big game. The auction is open to anyone of drinking age and all proceeds benefit The V Foundation, a charitable organization dedicated to finding a cure for cancer. The highest bidder (currently sitting just over $12K) will also receive complimentary food and beverages, so be ready to fire up the "tastes great, less filling" argument between Mr. Sanders and Mr. Davis.

The rules also specify that the winner have a television and that the players reserve the right to leave if they feel that anyone is acting improperly. May I suggest not asking Barry why he's not wearing a Super Bowl ring? --BARRETT BAFFERT

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