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Trump Super Premium Vodka 24K. This quintuple-distilled spirit of surpassing clarity and smoothness comes in a special bottle with a sculpted crystal comb-over and embedded digital chip that announces, "You're fired!" when you remove the stopper to make a Trump and Tonic (T&T) or a Trumptini.

Well, no, actually it comes in a bottle that looks something like a towering, multi-faceted skyscraper that David Childs might have designed, labeled with real 24 karat gold. Oh, and there is a capital "T" on each side, spanning approximately where the 75th to 86th floors would be. Recently featured at the Millionaire's Fair of Moscow on November 22, 2007, Trump Super Premium Vodka 24K was said to have made quite a splash with the newly minted rich in the homeland of the "water of life."—MICHAEL FREW

Price: $120

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